Well, she showed her navel
She wore a label
She wore it thigh-highWell, old-time sticky lipstick
Knockin' at my door
I just say bye-byeWell, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Plain shame, no matter which way you turnShe'd like to taste me
She'd like to waste me
She'd like to see me sky-highNew York to Boston
Still the same in San-Francisco
I just say bye-byeWell, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Plain shame, no matter which way you turnWell, I know it's late to
But I'd like to play tunes
On your guitarWell, let's get arrested
I want to be molested
I don't care how old you areWell it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Plain shame, no matter which way you turnWell, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn
Well it's a plain shame, no matter which way you turn