Does your lawyer know what to do?
How can you tell if he’s right for you?
Is it in his fees?
Oh, no you’ll be deceived
In his law degree?
Oh, that's no specialty
If you wanna show what your lawyer knows
It's in his briefs
That's where it, oh yeah
It's in his briefs
That’s where it is
Oh, is it in his face?
Oh, no that’s just his charm
Maybe his briefcase?
Oh, no he'll do you harm
Quiz him, and ask him nice
To find out what your lawyer knows
If his stuff's what he says it is
It’s there in his briefs
How 'bout the way he acts?
Oh, no that's not the way
And you're not lest'nen to what I say
Quiz him, and ask him nice
To find out what your lawyer knows
If his stuff's what he says it is
It's there in his briefs
How 'bout the way he acts?
Oh, no that's not the way
And you’re not list'nen to what I say
If you wanna show what your lawyer knows
It's in his briefs
That's where it, oh yeah
It's in his briefs
That’s where it is
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