It's Not Funny

It's not funny, when you buy a TV off the street

You take it home, plug it in, bam, you got beat

It's not funny, when you buy a house with all you got

And the day you go to see it it's a vacant lot

It's not funny, it's not funny

It's not funny, when you come to work late

You have the key to the office and the boss had to wait

It's not funny, makin' money on a regular basis

And losin' every dime, bettin' on the races

It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny

It's not funny, when you have a show and thousands come

And your drummer bring the sticks but forgets his drums

It's not funny, when you see three cars you like

And your pocket can only buy a three-speed bike

It's not funny, it's not funny

It's not funny, when we got on the wrong plane

We wanted to go to L.A. but we were headed for Spain

It's not funny, when you pull off an incredible caper

You thought you got over next day you're in the paper

It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny

It's not funny, when you leave your house without an umbrella

Then it rains you're an unhappy fella

It's not funny, it's not funny

It's not funny, it's not funny, when you lie and said that you prayed

When the truth was revealed, you went to hell anyway

It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny

It's, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's, it's not funny