Well, you better not tell I've had a good night
Me and this bird she's a bit of alright
Dancing to the sounds as the arches get searched
She is the business for a bit of old skirtIt's so dirty when it's in the right mood
Give it some brandy and some Chinese food
Take her for a spin with your stereo jack
Tell her she's the best girl you've ever hadGive it some gold to put round its neck
Bet her old man puts you on the deck
But it's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me
It's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with meWell you'd better watch out here comes a tornado
You'll end up looking like a mashed potato
If her old man gets word of what's going on here
You'll end up at the bottom of someone's next beerIt's so dirty when it's in the right mood
Give it some brandy and some chines food
Take her for a spin with your stereo jack
Tell her she's the best girl you've ever hadGive it some gold to put round its neck
Bet her old man puts you on the deck
But it's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me
It's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with meWell, I've got a [Incomprehensible] ain't frightened by shooters
So lets have a drink for a couple of troopers
No her old man won't know I've been giving it some
Unless you tell him the news but we know that ain't doneIt's so dirty when it's in the right mood
Give it some brandy and some Chinese food
Take her for a spin with your stereo jack
Tell her she's the best girl you've ever hadGive it some gold to put round its neck
Bet her old man puts you on the deck
But it's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me
It's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me