Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's
A giant sittin' beside meAnd the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin', "Don't forget your shovel
If you want to go to work"My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin' and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin' all impatient and angry, but we don't mindAn' we're holdin' up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh woah
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, woah
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school, oh noAnd we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin' by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digga
Like Zoids, or Transformers, or maybe even biggaAnd I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's BA Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckasAnd we're holdin' up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in schoolAnd we're holdin' up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in schoolSaid I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCBI'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me roundAnd we're holdin' up the bypass, whoa oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh, oh whoa
And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in schoolI said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in hisAw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB