No, he doesn't like to drink
And he doesn't care what people think
When he tells them he loves GodAnd nobody seems to care
That he's lost a lot of hair
And that he still lives with his momSomeday I hope to meet him
Talk to him face to face
I'd get him to autograph
My sunshine junior tapesJonni Walker, woah oh
He's the coolest kid in town
Everybody wants to be just like him
But nobody knows just howJonni Walker, woah oh
He's the envy of my eye
If I could I'd change my name
To start with a "J" and end with an "I"Well, he's got himself a band
And he prefers to stand
Up front at all the showsHe writes cool songs about his girl
And about friends and about his girl
And stuff that everybody already knowsSomeday I hope to meet him
But I know that I'm not worthy
There's nobody cooler
Except that Jon from New JerseyJonni Walker, woah oh
He's the coolest kid in town
Everybody wants to be just like him
But nobody knows just howJonni Walker, woah oh
He's the envy of my eye
If I could I'd change my name
To start with a "J" and end with an "I"