Jack La Lanne

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:

Blame it on La Lanne

When something goes wrong

That sweatsuited scapegoat

For the exercising bombPut the blame on Jack La Lanne

He's our manMy lawn turned yellow

My goldfish died

I squirted some Ben-Gay

Right in my eyeHe's the fucking cause

That sweatsuited scapegoat

With the atomic sock

When he exercises me

I know he doesn't shower

When I see him beatin' meat

He makes me want to shower.