Jackie's Strength

And Jackie and Jackie

And Jackie's

And Jackie and Jackie

And JackieA Bouvier till her wedding day

Shots rang out, the police came

Mama laid me on the front lawn

And prayed for Jackie's strengthFeeling old by 21

Never thought my day would come

My bridesmaids getting laid

I pray for Jackie's strengthMake me laugh, say you know

What you want, you said we were the real thing

So I show you some more

And I learn what black magic can doMake me laugh, say you know

You can turn me into the real thing

So I show you some more

And I learnStickers licked on lunch boxes

Worshiping David Cassidy

Yeah, I mooned him once on Donna's box

She's still in recoverySleepovers, Beene's got some pot

You're only popular with anorexia

So I turn myself inside out

In hope someone will see, will seeMake me laugh, say you know

What you want, you said we were real thing

So I show you some more

And I learn what black magic can doMake me laugh, say you know

You can turn me into the real thing

So I show you some more

And I learnAnd Jackie and Jackie

And Jackie's strength

And Jackie and Jackie

And Jackie, yeahI got lost on my wedding day

Typical, the police came

Oh, but virgins always get backstage

No matter what they've got to sayIf you love enough, you'll lie a lot

Guess they did in Camelot

Mama's waiting on my front lawn

I pray, I pray, I said, "I pray for Jackie's strength, strength"Make me laugh, say you know

What you want, you said we were the real thing

So I show you some more

And I learnAnd Jackie and Jackie

And Jackie's strength

And Jackie and Jackie

And Jackie, yeah