I know I promised to write you a love song,
but instead I just wrote you a drunk song,
Because love is pathetic,
but seventy proof is no less poetic.
You look you best when my vision is blurry,
thats not what I meant, I can't keep from slurrin,
because love is emetic,
but not if you bought me a shot and i hit it.
Drink till your crazy,
Dance till your sick,
Take off you bra,
Give it to the 'stick
Drink till your crazy,
Dance till your sick,
Acknowledge the Dumb,
Give in to the stick.
I can't see, now i have to pee,
and I can't count to three,
but I can count to Jagermeister,
YEAH!
Chug, Chug, Chug,
Chug, Chug, Chug,
Chug, Chug, Chug,
Chug, Chug my Jagermeister
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!
WHEW!
Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick
Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick
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