Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing
'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'
My dad's totally had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind
And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Oh no..
And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger
And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's ba barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas
And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
And we're holding up the bypass, oh oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round
And we're holding up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh, oh woah
And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Aw, said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his
Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
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Lyrics submitted by Wall.