Since you've been gone I feel so much better
'Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CDHow I've waited for today
When I could finally sayYou jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't workSometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this out loud anywayI'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserveYou jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't workThey try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call
When you're nobody at allUntil you're somebody
And then they want to be your friend
How come jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their headHow I've waited for today
When I could finally sayYou jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't workYou jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work