Tell the boys in the back, that Dan, he's crashed his Cadillac
He ain't hurt nobody, 'least he wasn't drinking
He was just outside Detroit, you know those roads, they are all broke
You can't get anyplace, there ain't no point in drivin'
He's flying in today, he's been all around the USA
He's seen every state at least twiceWho's gonna break the news that his lady's run loose
Yeah, it's getting around
I gotta tell him the truth but I don't wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
'Cause being down with some Jersey Clowns
Can almost drive you insaneWhat a shame he's been away
He's worked so hard to pay those bills
He's got two kids from his marriage before
And I wonder what makes him stay
You know it ain't the first time she's played him like that
A thousand times, it won't be the lastI'm just gonna break the news that his lady's run loose
Yeah, it's getting around
I gotta tell him the truth but I don't wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
'Cause being down with some Jersey Clowns
Can almost drive you insaneTell the boys in the back if they've got some room for Dan
I'm sure he'll be grateful as he's coming home todayWho's gonna break the news that his lady's run loose
Yeah, it's getting around
I gotta tell him the truth but I don't wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
'Cause being down with some Jersey Clowns
Can almost drive you insaneBeing down with some Jersey Clowns
Can almost drive you insane, insane