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Jiggle The Handle

Gwar, I bring forth the portal potty

Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies

Your turds have more power than mere human feces

Let's use it's great power to recover the piecesHey, hey jackass, yeah you

You got to love me so good

Yeah, yeah, you can depend on me

Depending on, if my water's onIf my pipe's unlogged

Ahh, if you're water-logged, baby

I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul

Just pay, just pay my shitty toll, ahhCoated in shit I give all you desire

Mystical doorway swimming in mire

We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge

It's a door through the plane of fudgeSo many times I have found you

Still I always piss on the ground

Now that I can use you

I'm gonna stop fucking aroundIf you need shit then I got shit

On that you can depend I'll pump your stump

You fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friendThe Portal Potty, a gift from the Gods

Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads

I think we know what it's all about

Jiggle the handle and watch something jump outI am a woman and I have my needs.

You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed

You need my egg, I need your seed

But pray at the altar, the toilet must feedYeah, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree

Just keep that fucking tampon away from meTake in this world, it's so beautiful

Filthy humans, you're all so full of it

That which you can't stand you can't understand

Speak the mystic words and bring forth

A turd you turn around into it and turn over to meCross the river, leave the abyss

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss

Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words

Well, jiggle the handle, and call forth a turdYeah, here it comes, baby, I'm dropping my load

I'm ain't just on it, I am the commode, ahhThe power of the toilet must never be abused

He must be plunged, he must be sponged

Or carnage could ensue if a dead sheep had clogged him

Who knows what could arrive maybe it will bring

The Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise?

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