Second hand girlfriend
Garage sale special
Good at what she does
and what she does is do the one
that rocks her worldA Midwest apple
fallen from a tree
Load it up with honey
give it up for money
She's another drama queenShe hides the scar across her face
but Daddy's memory has a place
She threw his ashes out to seaGonna write a letter send it home
Joei hit the big time on her own
She's in L.A. weekly
She's gotta 1-900 phone
Oh yeah, Joei hit he big time on her ownSomebody stole the baggage
off the back of her truck
Joei doesn't mind
Says it's just a sign
we oughta lighten upHer mama left when she was two
Says ya gotta do what ya gotta do
when the damage is already doneGonna write a letter send it home
Joei hit the big time on her own
She just got a billboard
Are they real or silicone
Don't care, 'cause Joei hit the big time on her own(instrumental)Gonna write a letter send it home
Joei hit the big time on her own
Gonna cast a shadow on a glorified headstone
that reads "Joei hit the big time on her own..."