Johnny Was a Soldier

Johnny joined the army

The cause he didn't know

He served three years

In the Middle East

You know it doesn't showPush, push, push, push

Push, push, push, pushJohnny was a soldier

He can't dance anymoreWhen he came out

He tried to form a band

But he's only got one leg

And he can hardly standPush, push, push, push

Push, push, push, pushNow he drinks alone

He gets sentimental

He watches girls dance

And he's thrown away his medals