Take off your mink coat
Take off your muff
Get on the table and show us your stuff
Right here next to meI'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
A gin in my hand
And you're pretty little muffin'
Right here next to meJust don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, babyStuff me in the cracks
Stuff me in the toilet, sweetie
Put me in the trash
But be next to meSend me to my room
Hold me down and spank me
Use the wooden spoon
But be next to meJust don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, babyDip me in the river
You'll never wash my dirt away
Rip out my liver, baby
Be next to meJust don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, baby