Keith works every night and day
Honesty's his goal but Keith's a thief
'Cause he's still claiming doleWhat a fiddler Keith is
He thinks he won't be caught
But Keith is gonna end up in courtThe SS men will knock on the door
And Keith won't be working no moreKeith, Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief
Keith, Keith, Keith's a thiefHe's making money on the sly
Which he does not declare
No invoices or receipts anywhereLocked in the room with the C.I.D.
Rather you Keith than meKeith, Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief
Keith, Keith, Keith's a thiefKeith is Keith is
Keith's a thief, a rip off and a con
Keith is Keith is
Keith's a thief and he's still signing on
Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing onI'm not deceitful, he does say
I tell them all the facts but Keith's a thief
'Cause he dodges the taxThe PH team will get Keith
'Cause will all know that Keith's a thiefKeith, Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief
Keith, Keith, Keith's a thiefThe PH team will get Keith
'Cause will all know that Keith's a thief