If you're feeling kicked in
And as far down as you've ever been
There's only one answer...
Try Ketamine.
It's main use of course
Is anaesthetic for horses
But it can be a gift
If you ever need a lift
You gotta work that bit out
Because when you're trying to cheer yourself up,
You can knock yourself out
I mean, you mean Ketamine,
I scream, you scream Ketamine
We all scream for Ket a mine.
Makes fantasies faster,
Take the right amount,
Avoid a mental disaster,
Be a zen grand master,
I know you can choose between Prozac and booze
But this life enhancer could be the answer,
You hear the weather girls say it's always a sunny day
When you go from A to B Via K
So forget Jim Bean,
You can live the dream,
Of the precise regime
With my old friend Ketamine
Just think of the force
To knock out a horse
You know what I mean?
My pal Ketamine
Can make you light-headed
You're pencil and leaded
Your mind might be fine
But your bladder is shredded.
But don't get me wrong,
This stuff is strong
And I must admit
It's not entirely legit
The best of a session
May lift your depression
Or even put you mentally unstable
On a mortuary table
Your eyes wide shut. Your big toe labelled.
I mean, you mean Ketamine,
I scream, you scream Ketamine
We all scream for Ket a mine.