Kick the bride down the aisle
And make no mistake
It's the best you can do for everyone's sakeKick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day
I know so much more than I'm willing to sayShe just wants a slave
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I sayKick the bride down the aisle
In a mudslide of gloom
She'll order you to tidy your roomKick the bride down the aisle
Look at that cow in the field
It knows more than your bride knows nowShe just wants a slave
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I sayYou're that stretch of the beach
That the tide doesn't reach
No meaning, no reason
The lonely seasonKick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day
Songwriters
JESSE ALEJANDRO TOBIAS, STEVEN MORRISSEYPublished by
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