A long ass fucking time ago
In a town called Kickapoo
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through
But yay, there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to doHis name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in line
A vision he did see-eth
Fucking rocking all the time
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did alignOh, the dragon's balls were blazing
As I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his fucking cockles
With a long and shiny blade'Twas I who fucked the dragon
Fuckalizing fuckaloo
And if you try to fuck with me
Then I shall fuck you tooGotta get it on in the party zone
I gotta shoot a load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
Gotta suck a chode in the party zoneYou've disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you
Jesus loves him moreThis music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of Hell
Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work
He wants you to rebelYou'll become a mindless puppet
Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction
And chaos, it will bringYou'd better shut your mouth
You better watch your tone
You're grounded for a week
With no telephoneDon't wanna hear you cry
Don't let me hear you moan
You gotta praise The Lord
When you're in my homeDio, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance
Won't you come down from your throne?I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock
My father thinks you're evil
But man, he can suck a cockRock is not the Devil's work
It's magical and rad
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my dadI hear you, brave young Jables
You are hungry for the rock
But to learn the ancient method
Sacred doors, you must unlockEscape your father's clutches
And this oppressive neighborhood
On a journey, you must go
To find the land of HollywoodIn The City of Fallen Angels
Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance
And the world's most awesome bandTo find your fame and fortune
Through the valley you must walk
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and rockSo he bailed from freaking Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his artBut in the end, he knew
That he would find his counterpart
Rock, rock, rock