Kidnapper

Uh huh, you've got an unnerving face

Twitching eyes like Norman Bates

You got a cigarette eye on a mirror

Farm boy brown gas station sweeperYou took that girl, you put the saddle on her

Just thirteen

She's her daddy's apple

And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huhUh hey, your daddy's Whiskey Sam

He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland

Playing solitaire, your mother fidgets

You wanna be rich but you won't dig ditchesShe bitches like a brat, she got the money

People breaking their necks

And she thinks it's funny

Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh huhKidnapper

Kidnapper

Kidnapper

KidnapperWell, she don't, you're the kidnapper, uh huhUh hey, they call you Skinny Jim

And nobody knows the boat you're in

They dipped your tail when you were back in school

Well, you're a real strange case, but your nobody's foolSo you took that girl and you put the saddle on her

Just thirteen

She's fresh out of diapers

And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huhAnd she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh

Where's your old man now? Nobody's home uh-huh

Well, she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh