I'm Mike Fink
King of the riverListen to the thunder
Hear the winds roar
Hurricane's a-coming
Board up the doorLoad up the cannon
Call up the law
Worstest calamity
That folks never sawGirls run and hide
Brave men shiver
I'm Mike Fink
King of the river
Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer
And a tough old alligator
Oh, he's a bull-nosed bully
And a real depopulatorOh, what a deep divin catfish
That always come up dry
He's gonna live forever
Born too mean to dieDug the whole Ohio
With my big toe
Filled her up with water
Made the critter flowStomped out the valley
Scraped up the ridge
Wade across the river
'Cause I don't trust no bridge
And then an earthquake
Make mountains quiver
I'm Mike Fink
King of the riverOh he can uptalk a lawyer
[Incomprehensible]
Oh, he can upchop thunder
And her son say that he canOh, what a fightin' devil
He'll spit right in your eye
He's gonna live forever
Born too mean to die
(Born too mean to die)
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