Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They ran a hotel by the sea
They never had no vacancies
Kinky Ken andThey get complaints from the residents living next door
(What did they say?)
They couldn't get to sleep 'til quarter to four
(And why was that?)Ken and Barbie always wanna party
There's something very strange about
The couple in number thirty-threeKinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They always dressed in PVC
Never needed plastic surgery
If you wanna know what happens next
Just hang around me(What happened next?)
Well, the police came a knockin' on the door
(What did they say?)
What you been doin' is against the law(Did they get nicked?)
No, they didn't, it wasn't like TV
The witnesses are coming in, follow meKinky Ken and bondage Barbie
[Unverified] got took into custody
They gave the police their first freebie
If you wanna know what happens nextKinky Ken and bondage Barbie
They lived happily by the sea
Songwriters
Caroline Askew;Conall Ronan Fitzpatrick;Jacqueline BlakePublished by
UNIVERSAL ISLAND MUSIC LTD.