(Talking) Alrigh, So This Is A Story Bout' Anyone, It Could Be Anyone, Your Just Doing Your Own Thing And Someone Comes Ou' The Blue Their Like Alrigh Wha Ya Sayin? Yeah Can I Take Your Digits? And Your Like No!! Not In Million Years!! Your Nasty Please Leave Me Alone!!
Cut The Pub On A Las' Ni' Out, Man At The Bar Cause His Shout, Clocks This Bird And She Looked Ok, She Caught Him Looking And Walked His Way
(Girl) Alright Darling, You Gonna Buy Us A Drink Then?
(Boy) Eh? No But I Was Thinking Bout' Buying One For Your Friend.
She's Got No Taste Hands On His Waste Trys To Pull Away Puts Her Lips On His Face,
(Girl) If You Insist I'll Have A White Wine Please Sir
(Boy) Sorry Love But You Ain't A Pretty Picture.
[Corus]
You Can't Knock 'Em Ou', You Can't Walk Away, Try Despretly To Think Of The Politest Way To Say (Eh, Sorry Yeah But No), Just Get Out My Face, Just Leave Me Alone, And No You Can't Have My Number (Why?) Cause I Lost My Phone.
(Oh Yeah Eh Actually Eh I'm Pregnant, Eh I'm Having A Baby In Like 6 Months And Eh Yeah,Yeah)
I Recognise This Guys Way Of Thinking As He Walks Over Her Face Starts Sinking, She's Like Awwh Here We Go Its A Routine check That She Already Knows. She's Thinking
(Girl) Their All The Same
(boy) You Alright Darling Yeah You Look Alright Still, Yeah Whats Your Name?
She Looks In 'Er Bag Takes Out A Fag .. (Continued)
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Lyrics submitted by Niav.