Kids today got problems
Liek their parents never had
Neighborhoods are dangerous
The public schools are bad
At home there are distractions so irresistible
The hours fly by
No work gets doneSome Jewish kids still trying
Some white kids trying too
But millions of real American kids dont have a clue
Right here on the lot
We got the answer
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You say you're not all that you want to be
You say you got a bad environment
Your work at school's not going wellKorean parents for sale
You say you need a little discipline
Someone to whip you into shape
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Thats all I ask
Whos at the head of every class?
You really think theyre smarter than you are
They just work their asses off
Their parents make them do it[Saleslady]:
Oh, learn to play the violin
Oh, to turn your homework in right on timeWhat a load off your back that will be
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Your parents aren't the greatest generation
So sick of hearing about the greatest generation
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So let's see what you can do
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