To all dem man dem waan cheat pon dem woman
I want yuh nuh seh dat to unnerstan
Be in her door wit a frying pan in her hand (eeen)
He-he-he-he-he (come down!)
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, he get kuff, he get
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, he get kuff, he get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, he get kuff, he get
Follow me now!
Marry a man and him name is ricky
From last month him a gwan like him crazy
Come home morning time after 7.30
When sun a shine an' de neighbor dem a see
Get me so vex an' it get me so angry
Thunder get mad an' decide fi gwan nasty
Drape him up an' say 'listen to me, now
You don't know that you fi come early ? (kuff)
A wha' you try fi do fi discrace shelly ? (kuff)
A through me a 'oman take advantage of me ? (kuff)
You want mi neighbor dem fi laugh after me ? (kuff)
You better move out or act properly
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Follow me now!
Him have a gal by the name of rosie
Who tell me that, now me friend name mitzy
Sharon tell her, who tell sharon, now beverly
Behind me back de whole a dem a laugh after me
Never say nuttin, me jus wait patiently
Me know me did a catch him and him girl rosie
So one nite me wait and him shelly cyaan see
Look upon de clock it a seh 3.30
Jump ina me car drive 'round new york city
Over whitestone bridge at de hotel name capri
In de parking lot seh guess wha' me see
Now, me man a stroll arms in arms wid him lady
Me jump outa de car and me me drape him bodily
I seh :"you don' know you no fe cheat 'pon me (kuff)
And wha' she do a pose ina your jewelry (kuff)
I hear say she all have young belly (kuff)
'ow you a mind her and her three pickney ? (kuff)
An' wha' you mind her, wid mi dj money?
And you tell her me no own yer body (kuff)
Just find your yard before i kill somebody (kuff)
You better know that you fe respect shelly"
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Them seh 1 to 7 ratio man to a lady
Listen to me girls, listen very keenly
Mek sure your man him a take you seriously
Nuh mek him gwan like you are no somebody
If him start act strange and start act sneaky
Make sure observe, yes watch him closely
Ax him 'bout it and him answer disrespectfully
No mek it get outta hand, you'll suffer greatly
Just ketch him up in hand and say "listen to me, now
You don't know that you fe respect me (kuff)
You out a road you mus' have somebody (kuff)
A wha' you tek me for, a big-head dummy? (kuff)
Or you think say me a your lickle pickney ? (kuff)
Let me a yard wi' you dutty laandry (kuff)
And when you come home me have fe lovey dovey (kuff)
Look 'pon me, me nuh look crazy (kuff)
You better change yer style an' act decently"
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff ....
Dere wid a man and he nuh come home early
Tek him up in hand and seh: "listen to me, now
You don' know that you fe come home early (kuff)
A wha' you are fi don't fi digrace shelly (kuff)
Or through me a 'oman take advantage of me ? (kuff)
You want mi neighbor dem fi laugh after me ? (kuff)
You better move out or act properly"
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff kuff
Sometimes a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff
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Lyrics submitted by lynne.