Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny WongI think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh oh ohLast night Jackie Chan came around
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miagi and the X-men
Called in for a while as wellI think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh oh ohKung Fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closedOh I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh uh oh ohI think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he's in love with you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh oh oh