The aliens came and they said to me
You’re gonna kick ass in this galaxy
They gave me the tools that I need to win
So listen to my song and let the tale begin
A major battle will be heading your way
It’s on you to save your planet’s what the aliens say
They gave me the suit and they returned to the sky
And said you really gotta win or everyone’s gonna die
I got one job to do
Save the world, save the world
And I’ll be so cool
And I will get the girl and bask in fame
And everyone will know the name
Lazer Team
I’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam
Planet's dream
Oh a hero like me but I’m here to save you now
Safety helmets are for kids on bikes
Being brainy’s cool but I’m the one who brings in the likes
Your shield can block and your boots can run
But I’m the one who’s gonna blow it up cause I got the gun
I got one job to do
Save the world, save the world
And I’ll be so cool
And I know that there’s no ‘i’ in ‘team’
But the ‘z’ in ‘lazer’ must be me
Lazer Team
I’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam
Planet’s dream
Oh a hero like me but I’m here to save you now
Tonight
Before the morning light shines
Tonight, oh, tonight
I’ll be the worg that saves your life
And it’s not that I don’t wanna bang you
I absolutely do
But I also like you
I’m gonna try to
Be a stud that’s true
Lazer Team
I’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam
Planet’s dream
Oh a hero like me but I’m here to save you now