Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(Is this possible?)
And the girls, don't forget them girls
Caribbean ladies
Parisian ladies
Bolivian ladies
Namibian ladies
Eastern Indochinian ladies
Republic of Dominican ladies
Amphibian ladies
Presbyterian ladies
Outta sights, amazing ladies
Late night, hard working ladies
Erudite, brainy ladies
Hermaphrodite, lady-man-ladies
Oh, you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be into you
All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By making love to you, it's the least we can do
If every soldier in the world
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be
Redheads not warheads, blonde's not bombs
We're talking about brunettes not fighter jets
Oh, it's got to be sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the government realize
It's got to be funky sexy ladies?
I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-Y
I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky, or you're small
Just wanna do a little something special for you all
Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
All the old ladies, all the clean ladies
Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(All the crazy ladies)
And the girls, don't forget them girls
(All the lazy ladies)
Ladies, ladies, ladies