Seventeen
a beauty queen
She made a ride that caused a scene in the town
Her long blonde hair
hanging down around her knees
All the cats who dig striptease
praying for a little breeze
Her long blonde hair
falling down across her arms
hiding all the lady's charms
Lady Godiva
She found fame
and made her name
A Hollywood director came into town
And said to her (hey!),
How'd you like to be a star?
You're a girl who could go far
'specially dressed the way you are
She smiled at him
and gave her pretty head a shake
That was Lady G's mistake
Oh, Lady Godiva
He directs Certificate X
and people now are craning their necks
to see her
'Cause... she's... a... star
One that everybody knows
finished with her striptease shows
Now she can't afford her clothes
Her long blonde hair
lying on a barber's floor
Doesn't need it long any more
Lady Godiva
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