Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall, yeah yeah
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You won't check me out
'Cause I work in the back at the Radio ShackI won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame, uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guyHow can I even make you understand
When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband, oh no
Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance then I wet my pantsI won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame, uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guyWe could be happy, I could be the one you're looking for
I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video gamesNo need to explain why you didn't know my name
'Cause I'm lamer than lame, uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guyLamer
Lamer, oh