Come see a living, breathing spectacle
Only seen right here
It's your last chance in this lifetime
The line forms to the rearYou won't believe your eyes
Your eyes will not believe you're ears
Get your money out, get ready
Step right up, yeah you, come hereYou ain't seen nothing like him
The last one of the breed
You better hold on to your honey
Honeys, don't forget to breatheEnter at your own risk, mister
It might change the way you think
There's no dancers, there's no diamonds
No this boy he don't lip-syncHere's the last man standing
Step right up, he's the real thing
The last chance of a lifetime
Come and see, hear, feel the real thingSee those real live calloused fingers
Wrapped around those guitar strings
Kiss the lips where hurt has lingered
It breaks the hart to hear him singThe songs were more than music
They were pictures from his soul
Se keep your pseudo-punk, hip-hop, pop-rock junk
And your digital downloadsHere's the last man standing
Step right up, he's the real thing
The last chance of a lifetime
Come and see, hear, feel the real thingTake your seats now, folks, it's showtime
Hey, Patrick, hit the lights
There's something in the air
There's magic in the nightNow here's the band, they really play
I'll count the first one in
I don't know where it's going
Well all know where it's beenThe last man standing
Step right up, he's the real thing
The last chance of a lifetime
Come and see, hear, feelThe last man standing
Step right up, he's the real thing
The last chance of a lifetime
Come see, hear, feel the real thing, the real thing, the real thing