If they gave Olympic medals for running all-night long
I would have won them all until I turned pro
I've got miles of dedication and a natural inclination
For a childhood game i just could not outgrowI want to be the last man standing
People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor
But the last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit moreWhen you stop and think about life is still just high school
You make the same mistakes you did when you were young
Contending for the ladies' favors testing every single flavor
While hopelessly trying not scald your tongueI wanna be the last man standing
Bring me the hot sauce, bring me a beer
Gonna be the last man standing
But where do we go from here?Gonna be the last man standing
People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor
But the Last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit moreI might as well admit it there's been a time or two
When I contemplate retirement for a while
But a hundred years from now they'll still be asking how
As they gaze upon on my taxidermic smileWant to be the last man standing
Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door
But the last man standing is singin' bring on a little bit moreThey're gonna see the last man standing
Still got a fun ticket in my hand
Gonna be the last man standing takin' off before I land