Well, I met this old woman
She was hard as nails
I think she just come out
Of the County jailSo I loaned her some money
Just to pay her rent
If I would , she would put me
In her last will and testamentWell, I got lots of children
An ex-wife or two
I never hear from them
Till the bills are dueThe money I gave them
They already spent
If I could just help 'em out
They would put me in their last will and testamentYou know I'm goin' over sixty
I'm older than most
It won't be long now
I'll be nothin' but a ghostMy intentions
It's my intent
To leave all of the people
Out'a my last will and testamentAnd when it's all over
They put you in the ground
Send my belongings
To the 'Lost And Found'My intentions
It's my intent
To leave all of the people
Out'a my last will and testament