You set the standard for everyone
The standard to avoid
And yet you're hogging the spotlight again
And everyone is annoyedYour affectations are obvious
The trends so easily seen
Another martyr is nailed to the swatch
The fantasy is obsceneYou're a prop, you're a prop
You're a fuckin' laughingstock
You're a prop, you're a prop
This charade has got to stop
Got to stop, got to stop, got to stopSo go out and let them know
Who's the big man of the show
Who's the piss-ant livin' large
Who's the no one takin' chargeWill you be seen in the scene?
Does your rep still come up squeaky clean?
Will you be seen in the scene that hates you
Mocks you, mocks you, they're mocking you?At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top
At the top, at the top, number one, he's got the spot
Shit list, shit list, tops the listSo go out and let them know
Who's the big man of the show?
Who's the piss-ant livin' large?
Who's the nothing takin' charge?Will you be seen in the scene?
Does your rep still come up squeaky clean?
Will you be seen in the scene that hates you
Mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you?You're a prop, you're a prop
Laughingstock
Gets no props, gets no props
Laughingstock
Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop