She was a glamorous Anglo
Cocktail waitress
Said "What a severe drag
This man is half out of whack
Why should I have to
Mop up his dribble with a rag?"And when she gets back in half an hour
She gets stoned and watches operaAnd well I dream that she aims to be the bloom upon my misery
Lose her once
I have the means
For tiny cards and Vegas queensAnd when she gets back in half an hour
She gets stoned and watches opera
Strings? that coax some tears outta her
Well, she drinks beer and takes a TylenolShe was open but
I failed to use it
I failed to use it
I failed to use it
I failed to use it
I failed to use it
I failed to use it
I failed to use itShe gets stoned and watches
She gets stoned and watches
She gets stoned and watches
Opera
Opera
Opera
Songwriters
MIKE DOUGHTYPublished by
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