I can't keep up with what's been going down
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the human beings, in their designer jeans
Am I the only one who hears the screamsAnd the strangled crys
Of lawyers in loveGod sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned into happy days
Waiting for world war three while Jesus slavesTo the mating calls
Of lawyers in loveOoh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
(Aah ohh)
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo oohLast night I watched the news from Washington, the Capitol
The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them
Like Russians do
Now we've got all this bloom, we needn't got the room
And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soonAs vacation land for lawyers in love
Lawyers in love
Lawyers in loveOoh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
(Aah ohh)
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh(Aah ohh)
Lawyers in love