Lazy Man

Lazy Man (JZ, MH, NV) 2:43

My daddy worked so hard so I could have more

Yes, he worked so hard sweating in the company store

And when I turned eighteen he threw me right out the door

Said hey, ho Lazy Man, whadja do with your time?

Scheming and a running, sleeping and a bumming’ and always pitching my rhyme

Lazy Man you’re no damn good, I’m glad you’re no son of mine (Hey, hey, hey bitch!)

Now I’m looking for a working girl that I can make my wife

I really do think the working girl would be my type (uh-huh!)

But it seems like I’m not good enough, story of my whole damn life (All the ladies say!)

Hey, ho Lazy Man, whadja do with your time?

Scheming and a running, sleeping and a bumming’ and always pitching my rhyme

Lazy Man you’re no damn good, I’m glad you’re no lover of mine

He’s a disappointment at the bank and in the bed, tee hee! Lay it on me! Ho, ho and a hee, hee!

Intercom: This is responsibility paging Lazy Man, responsibility paging Lazy Man!

Lazy Man, oh Lazy Man why is your sky so blue?

Because nine o’clock on a Monday morning and I’ve got nothing to do (He aint got nothing to do!)

People say they’re tired of picking my slack (I’ve had it)

But people always do (alright)

Hey, ho Lazy Man, whadja do with your time?

Scheming and a running, sleeping and a bumming’ and always pitching my rhyme

Lazy Man you’re no damn good, I’m glad you’re no friend of mine

JZ – Marimba

MH – Electric Guitar, Bass, Drums and Percussion, Sfx

NV – Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Sfx

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Lyrics submitted by Coal.