Learn The Hard Way

Hey, there little darling

Where'd the old man go?

Why don't we get out of town

And do it all night long?

And we can lie out in the field

Till the morning light

Then me and your old man

Are gonna have to fight

Start the loving in the truck

And wind up in the ditch

Then The old man will come a runnin'

With a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday

Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Buddy showed me just

How fast a car can go

I'll race you for your pink slip

Right before this show

Put your girlfriend in the bet

To make things good

'Cause, she's been staring at me

Like no girlfriend should

Bastard's sitting right there

On the starting line

Stuck the sugar in your gas tank

By myself last night

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday

Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Hey, there little darling

Where'd the old man go?

Why don't we get out of town

And do it all night long?

And we can lie out in the field

Till the morning light

Then me and your old man

Are gonna have to fight

Start the loving in the truck

And wind up in the ditch

Then the old man will come a runnin'

With a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday

Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday

Why I gotta learn the hard way?