You have reached R. Kelly
Unfortunately I'm asleep
Been out partying all night
And I'm blasted off that HennesseyI hop to hotel lobbies
Going to them after-parties
Throwing up and carrying on
'Bout to have somebody drive me homeI get through the door, fall on the floor
Get up, I'm staggering
Look upstairs
Shit is blurry because I'm real bentAnd now I don't know whether
I'm coming or going
And this goes out to all of my
Honeys that's callingLeave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep orSmoking on some trees or
Having a little sex or
If I'm not faded or
Making a baby(Would you please, yeah)
Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep or(Said if)
Blowing on trees
(I'm not)
Having some sex
(Having sex, yeah)
If I'm not faded or
Making a babyDrinking Belvedere, 7-Up, and gin
I told myself never again
Sleeping while the club is crunk
Don't make no sense to be that drunkArguing through the night
Pushing on people and starting fights
I was fucked up, I confess
People saying Kellz is a hot messEven after that I was taking shots
Shot after shot
Shot after shot then
I couldn't even open the door to my BenzDropped off and I get in the door now
Lying on the stairs snoring now
Why you calling me, calling me, calling me?
(Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Kellz)Why you calling me, calling me, calling me?
(Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up)
But I'm knocked out on sleepSo leave your name right after the beep and I'm
(Please leave your name, right after)
Sure to get back with you
(Yeah)
If I'm not asleep or
(No)Smoking on some trees or
(Smoking on trees, yeah)
Having a little sex or
(In the middle of having sex)
If I'm not faded or
(Yeah)
Making a baby
(Won't you please)Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
(Right back)
If I'm not asleep or(Call you back)
Blowing on trees
(Oh yes I'll call you back)
Having some sex
(I'll call you back)
If I'm not faded or
(I'll call you back)
Making a babyWhen the morning comes and I'm sober
And everything is cool
I'll check my message
And I promise to get right back with youAnd if you think I'm screening calls
You're mothafuckin' right
That's for the haters
I return calls to all the girls I likeSo leave your name right after the beep and I'm
(Leave your name)
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep orSmoking on some trees or
Having a little sex or
If I'm not faded or
Making a babyJust leave your name right after the beep and I'm
(Right after, right after)
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep or(I'll call you back)
Blowing on trees
(Oh yes I'll call you back)
Having some sex
(I'll call you back)
If I'm not faded or
(I'll call you back)
Making a babySo leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
(Sure to get back with you)
If I'm not asleep or
(If I'm not asleep)Smoking on some trees or
(Smoking on some trees)
Having a little sex or
(Having some sex)
(I'm not faded)
If I'm not faded
(I'm making a baby)
Making a baby
(Got to leave your name)Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
{Damn, 200 missed calls}
Sure to get back with you