Let Me Tell You About Her

I wasn't very indiscreet and yet

That is a notion that I might as well forget

Friends look at me these days with fond surprise

But when I start to speak they roll their eyesLet me tell you about her

Hush now, I've said too much

There's something indescribable I can't quite catch

Let me tell you about her

The way that she makes me feel

Then draw a curtain on this scene I shan't revealSome things are too personal

Too intimate to spill

And gentlemen don't speak of them

And this one never willI wasn't very conversational

Accept to say that, "You're sensational"

Friends now regard me with indulgent smiles

But when I start to sing they run for miles