Aw.Let's go all you sissy-pants chicken-pickin,
Finger-lickin', mother-humpting, dick-grabbing,
Ass-lickin, corn-fed, buttermilk, hand-spanked
Yellow-bellied, lily-livered, sap-sucking sons-of-bitches.A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.All right, come on all you hand-wringing,
Knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, meat-beating,
Prairie-dogging, pole-hogging, vein-clogging,
Double-bucking, fast fucking, chicken-choking,
Days are junking, bowl-smoking sons-of-bitches.A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.
Come on.(instrumental bridge.)Just check your brain at the door,
It's your heart that counts,
Let's bounce.All right.
All you lip-stickin, booger-pickin-then-you-flick them,
Booty-shaking, baby-making, risky-taking,
Maple bacon, earth-quaking, no mistaking,
Moon-raking, then you're fakin,
Heart-breaking sons-of-bitches.A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.
Just check your brain at the door,
It's your heart that counts,
Let's bounce.Let's go.