When the little bluebird,
Who has never said a word,
Starts to sing Spring, SpringWhen the little bluebell,
In the bottom of the dell,
Starts to ring, ding, dingWhen the little blue clerk,
In the middle of his work,
Starts a tune to the moon up above
It is nature that's all,
Simply telling us to fall in loveAnd that's whyBirds do it, bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, lets fall in loveIn Spain, the best upper sets do it,
Even all the New York Mets do it
Let's do it, lets fall in loveThe Dutch in old Amsterdam do it,
Not to mention those Fins
Folks in Siam do it - just think of Siamese twinsSome Argentines, without means, do it
People say in Boston, even beans do it
Let's do it, lets fall in loveRomantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it
So let's do it, lets fall in loveCold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even gooey jellyfish do it
Let's do it, lets fall in loveElectric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em I know, oh!
And why ask if shad do it - hey waiter, bring me shad roeIn shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, lets fall in love[Spoken]
Oh come on, let's fall in love
[Men chant] We'd love to!
Well?
[Men chant] No can do!
Why?
[Men chant] Our wives wouldn't like it!
Oh.