There's a decadent zookeeper
who's been wearing glitter shoes
He's got the apes and monkeys
into heavy metal blues
He's upset the status quo
at Little Bo's Peep Show
I tell you, ma,
it's no longer just a zoo
This yak in shades
keeps showing up
with powder from Peru
and leaves from Mexico
at Little Bo's Peep Show
Now the walrus
shaved his eyebrows
and he's wearing silver pants
and he's trying to get the camel
all worked up for some romance
The snakes'll all be slinkin'
to dat funky disco groove
the whole peaceable kingdom's
being shot down the tubes
See the lion's mane?
-He dyed it pink
and his new eyeshadow
looks so sexy
when he blinks
at the water buffalo
at Little Bo's Peep Show
Aw the lizard's wearing lipstick
and she's dressing to provoke
and the anteater is popular
with all the lady folk
The hyena's sounding more
like Capote when he laughs
They've got Linda Lovelace in
and she's coachin' our giraffe
Aw the polecat's drunk
and the whale's in heat
They got six-inch purple platforms
on the alligator's feet
There ain't no pianissimo
at Little Bo's Peep Show
Aw, but my mom won't let me go
to Little Bo's Peep Show
Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon