Little Simon hat a tiny dick.
Little Simon was ashamed of it.
They went to/Never took shower of this board at school.
As he thought that they were not play cool
All the guys they used to
Be so mean and cruel to little Simon
‘Cause he had a small dick
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Always refused to take a warm bath
While the other guys were looking at
Always cry: “ARGH Tell me what is wrong”
And she said: “Oh, my lovely son”
Why don’t you find someone.
Should be lovely one
You get married to and get a baby son
Why don’t you find someone.
Should be lovely one
You get married to and get a baby son
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