Livin' In The Fridge

There's something weird in the fridge today

I don't know what it is

Food, I can't recognize

My roommate won't throw a thing away

I guess it's probably his

It looks like it's alive

And livin' in the fridge, livin' in the fridge

Livin' in the fridge, livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today

It's green and growin' hair, it's been there since July

If you can name the object in that baggie over there

Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

Can't tell what it is at all

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated

Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?

You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin'

Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen

It always happens my friend

Again and again and again and again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today

And it's been rottin' there all week

It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak

Well, maybe I should another peek

Ah, livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

Can't tell what it is at all

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is at all

Livin' in the fridge, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah