My mommy told me
If I were goody
That she would buy me
A rubber dollyI got some energy to burn
It makes me jumpy and nervous
But I'm too damn old to join the military service
Hup two, three, fourI got to hit my baby on a Saturday night
You know the devil made me do it
I know it wasn't rightLike a loco mosquito
'Round and 'round and 'round I go
And when I'm hungry
Down I goPlease Mr. Custer I don't wanna go
Spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo
I'm sick of hanging 'round with old transvestites
They stare at my rubbers, it makes me uptightAnd here I go
In love again
Here I go, oh wo wo
Like a loco mosquitoLoco mosquito
Loco mosquito
HerohitoI got some energy to burn
But you always want to tap it
You're busy sucking on my gas tank
Before I can tap itLike a loco mosquito
'Round and 'round and 'round I go
And when I'm hungry
Down I go, ohLoco mosquito
Loco mosquito