London Bridge

La, lala, la London Bridge

La, lala, la London BridgeLondon Bridge is, is falling

London Bridge is falling

And the Tower of Pisa is leaning

The Statue of Liberty is green with envyPenny for your thoughts

Penny for your lows

The clothes and dress codes

Tradition of false thingsLondon Bridge is falling

India's got salt on its coast

There's a tea party in Boston

London bridge is fallingMade us wood and clay

That wouldn't stay

No matter how hard the people pray

The materials just washed awayThey could have used rocks

Rocks don't bend or bow

But quite frankly

They had too many enemies to stoneAnd the empire, the empire state

The empire state is building

The Taj is on fire

These Horus cats make a killingHeathens bow down to the sirens

An emergency for bread and cheese

They yell, "Shut up and freeze"The earth shall inherit the meek

When Canada put up a fence

'Cause their medicines so cheap

America's asleep, yeah, I'm snoringAnd London Bridge is

And London Bridge is fallingI got the best seat in the house

They hired me as a watchman

London Bridge is falling

India's got salt on its coast

There's a tea party in Boston

London Bridge isThey made us stainless steel and wrought iron

That wall in China ain't so great

I built a bridge over a hymen

It goes up to the sky and mother Mary is cryingMy fair lady don't cry it's gonna be alright

'Cause I'm alive, I'm alive and kicking

Tea party in Boston, tea party in Boston

The London Bridge is falling, London Bridge is falling

The London Bridge is falling