I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazyBite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shitPeel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the keyBite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shitI've got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for the motivation
Smoking my inspirationI sit around and watch the phone but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lonelyBite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And loneliness has to sufficeBite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say, quit or I'll go blind
But it's just a myth