Loser

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhoseKill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seatSomeone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeveSo shave your face with some mace in the dark

Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut itSoy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Double barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag

One's on the pole, shove the other in a bagWith the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wingYou can't write if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef, for the body, for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite

That's chokin' on the splintersSoy un perdedor

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Get crazy with the cheese whiz)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Drive-by body pierce)Yo, bring it on downI'm a driver, I'm a winner

Things are gonna change, I can feel itSoy un perdedor

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(I can't believe you)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Sprechen sie Deutsche, baby)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Know what I'm sayin'?)